Not just anyone can be a successful Bareback Pig or Cumdump Whore. You have to develop skills, habits, and the right mindset. With that in mind here’s a new post for My Elites Only:
Think of expanding it into a full book. REBLOG if you’d like to see THAT in the “Self-Help” section of your bookstore! ;)~
My alarm for brushing my teeth in the evening.
That is all I have to say for now.
Since I can’t guarantee quality on here, the link visits it’s full glory.
i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E
hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse
holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK
HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS
TALK DIRTY TO ME
"What’s that, Shadowmere?"
"There’s a Cicero stuck in the well?"
"cicero you dumb fuck"
messy comics of the worst dragonborn/listener in skyrim history and her piece of shit jester
The Onibi Series: Masa's Greatest Masterpiece, a series of Vocaloid songs questioning our existence as human beings; truly, the Onibi Series is a work of art.
I CANT FUCKING BREATEH TAKE PHOTOSHOP AWYA FROM ME PLEASE